Chapter 7: The Butler Was Actually Yakuza~~~!?**
“Reite-jou, today’s breakfast is sautéed young chicken.”
“…Isn’t that a bit heavy for morning?”
“I asked the chef. When I said [I want Reite-jou to grow up healthy and strong], he got motivated and made it.”
“That sounds like you’re treating me like a child!?”
——Several days have passed since I picked up Weiss-kun and the others.
So far, my daily life has been peaceful.
There haven’t been any particular bothers from the kingdom either. I’d like to continue this peaceful resident-oppressing evil life~
“Oh yes, yesterday’s orphan abuse among the refugees was fun~ Kidnapping that reluctant little girl, stripping her, torturing her with hot water, and soaking her in chemicals~!”
“Ah, you gave her a shower and washed her whole body.”
“Finally, I made her submit to me!”
“You hired her as a maid. She was crying with joy.”
Geez, Weiss-kun still has no insight as usual.
That was definitely tears of frustration. If I were suddenly stripped and my whole body violated and made into a servant, I’d be angry too.
“Good grief, really Weiss-kun… Oh, the young chicken is delicious.”
“That’s good to hear.”
Meat in the morning isn’t bad either.
Just as I was happily munching away in good spirits—at that moment.
“Excuse me during your meal.”
Suddenly the butler entered. What now?
“I’m eating right now.”
“I sincerely apologize for that. I’ll offer my head later.”
“I don’t need it~~!?”
“Your head would just be a nuisance… So what’s wrong, Ashley?”
“Yes.”
The butler’s glasses glinted as he adjusted them.
This guy’s name is Ashley. He’s my personal butler who does various convenient things like managing the servants.
“I always tell you, but wanting me to step on you is off-limits, okay?”
“Such… ah no, setting that matter aside—”
“Don’t set it aside because it’s annoying.”
Ignoring my words, Ashley sharpened his gaze and glared at Weiss-kun who was standing by my side.
What, what, what?
“Ashley…?”
“I’ve reached my limit. Reite-ojousama, I simply cannot forgive that man.”
Eh, what is this guy suddenly saying!?
Could it be that Ashley has some connection with Weiss-kun!? Weiss-kun may be spacey but he has a good face and is kind, so maybe Ashley’s girlfriend fell for him!?
There was such a story in the romance novel I read yesterday! As a maiden, I’m very interested!
“Did he steal your girlfriend, Ashley!?”
“? No, I’m a virgin whose girlfriend-less period equals my age.”
“Bweh!? …W-well that’s good but also not good.”
Why is he confessing about his virginity status…?
This guy is already in his mid-twenties, so maybe I should arrange a marriage meeting for him…?
“Then what is it exactly? Hey Weiss-kun, did you do something weird to Ashley?”
“No, I’ve never even had a conversation with him. …I’d like to greet him as a fellow servant, but for some reason he always ignores me.”
What’s that about? I’m even more confused.
Also,
“…Hey Ashley. I absolutely hate ignoring and bullying among servants. Only I’m allowed to oppress servants—when did I give you permission to hurt people?”
“I’m terribly sorry! But… even so, I cannot forgive him!”
Ashley cried out as if wringing out his voice.
I’ve never seen him, usually calm and collected and occasionally perverted, this upset. There must be quite a reason for this.
“Weiss…”
Ashley pointed at Weiss-kun with a face distorted by hatred, and then—
“Weiss-Strain! I cannot forgive you for being loved by Reite-ojousama!”
“”Haa—hah!?””
…At that unexpected statement, Weiss-kun and I both exclaimed in unison.
Wait wait wait wait wait. What do you mean I love Weiss-kun!?
“What are you saying? That I love him…!”
“But Reite-ojousama, you’ve been keeping Weiss by your side constantly! Even if he’s a prince targeted by the kingdom and you can’t take your eyes off him, there are limits! You’re stuck together except when bathing and sleeping!”
“That’s…”
I can’t deny it. It’s true that for the past few days, I’ve been keeping Weiss-kun by my side.
“…Well, it can’t be helped. Besides Weiss-kun being a reliable bodyguard, he’s quiet and doesn’t get clingy, and doesn’t have that fawning feel, so he’s calming…”
“Gyaaaaaahhhhh!? Reite-ojousama has been NTRed~~~~!?”
“We never slept together!?”
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This guy is more disgusting than usual today!? What the hell is wrong with him!?
“Uuuuu… I feel like my brain is breaking…!”
“It actually is broken… So what do you want to do?”
“It’s decided!”
Ashley loosened his collar and pointed his fist at Weiss-kun.
“Weiss! Duel me! If I win, you’ll give up your position as ojousama’s bodyguard!”
Eh, ehhhhh!? A duel with Weiss-kun!?
“Y-you, what are you saying!?”
“There’s nothing wrong with it, right? The stronger person should be the bodyguard. So if I win, ojousama will have a stronger bodyguard by her side.”
“That’s not what I mean—I’m saying it’s impossible for you to challenge Weiss-kun!”
During the recent Jumbo Ogre corpse rampage incident, I learned of his true abilities.
Weiss-kun used some style of supernatural swordsmanship to cause a big explosion and blow up the great ogre. That was completely inhuman.
You’ll definitely die, Ashley?
“V-Weiss-kun! By the way, are you the type who can hold back ‘moderately’?”
“Sorry, Reite-jou, I’m the type who doesn’t understand the vague concept of ‘moderately.'”
“I figured!”
Yeah, I kind of knew. Somehow Weiss-kun seems like the type whose way of life is clumsy.
“So forget about it, Ashley. You’ll die as a virgin from the explosion prince’s crazy secret technique, you know?”
“If I die for you, I have no regrets. At that time, instead of leaving behind offspring, I’ll melt into the territory’s earth and make flower fields bloom.”
“Please don’t die please.”
I genuinely prayed for this guy’s survival.
No really, joking aside, please don’t pollute my territory…!
——And so, I ended up being the referee for the damn duel between [Explosion Prince Weiss-kun] VS [Perverted Butler Ashley].
Well, nine times out of ten Ashley will end his life as a virgin, but anyway.
“Weiss-kun, if possible, please limit it to serious injuries~…?”
“I’ll do my best, but be prepared for unconsciousness.”
Yes, thank you for your honest words! That’s what you call doing your best!?
“Well, when that happens, that’s when it happens…”
By the way, our current location is near the [Demon Forest] on the territory’s outskirts.
It’s like the entrance where monsters come rushing into the territory.
Here, even if Weiss-kun uses his destruction explosion burst mysterious sword technique to cause great destruction, there’s no problem, and if Ashley pollutes the earth, I won’t mind.
“Alright then, let’s begin the duel for my bodyguard position~”
“OOOOOHHHHHHH!”
The ones shouting were the territory’s soldier corps.
I brought them along since we were going near the [Demon Forest].
“To see Weiss-sama’s battle again…!”
“Sorry to the butler-san, but we’ll be cheering for Weiss-sama!”
“Please let us use this as reference!”
They seem to want to see Weiss-kun fight too. He’s quite the fan favorite.
Now, as for the duelists glaring at each other under our watch,
“Butler. As I said earlier, I’m a man who’s bad at holding back, you know?”
“Don’t underestimate me, prince. Should I be the one holding back?”
“Hou…”
Oh, ohhhhh, this is more serious and tense than I expected!?
Weiss-kun began taking a stance for drawing his sword, and Ashley also took a fighting stance and started stepping…!
“—Hmm. Not only Weiss-sama, but Ashley-dono also has no openings.”
“Oh?”
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